Got called into work an overnight shift on five hours notice. Hello $59 an hour.
I bought a Windows phone three months ago and today I snapped and bought an iPhone 5 because I missed emoji too much.
I GOT A POCKET, GOT A POCKET FUULLLL OF SUNSHINEEEEEEEE
Omg i almost crashed mum’s audi through the garage wall tonight because i’m used to driving manual and apparently automatic cars are very different and reverse is in a different spot. oops
The hospital Subway closed early and I didn’t pack anything to eat. Now I don’t have dinner.
More like SubGay.