Here, have a selfie while I try and find something to do at work for the next three hours.

Help i’m about to go and work till midnight but it’s sunday and there’s going to be no one turning up at emergency so there’s going to be nothing for me to do.

Help I started walking to the hospital and its still so hot and sunny and I can’t see and I need coffee.

Here’s a selfie I took at 7:30am after I had just got home from work and had been awake for the previous 24 hours and just rly wanted to die.

More like ‘Operation Bile’. Amirite?

Hi I’m at work and there’s nothing to do and I’m getting paid $76 an hour to eat Skittles. Thanks Easter.

Help I can see and hear SoundWave Festival from my apartment and it’s so bad I want to chop my ears off and then jump from my ninth storey balcony.

Hey idiots I’m about to graduate ^__^

HI I HAVE MY GRADUATION TODAY

AND I GOT A NEW JOB YESTERDAY

AND I GOT ACCEPTED TO DO HONOURS STUDYING HUNTINGTON’S DISEASE NEXT YEAR

WEEEEEEE

^_____^

I’m so sick and h8 lyf ugh

xjakea:

Tonight Jonathan and I went on a bridge and took photos! :D

Jake and I went for a run today and I almost died. x__x (Taken with Instagram)

Hi there! 
Yesterday Jake and I moved into our new place, and it’s super fancy and I’m super happy. We don’t get internet until tomorrow though, so this is going up from my phone.
I might take some photos later and show y’all how nice it is ^__^

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I got a hair cut. Pretty sure I asked for ‘a few centimetres off’, not a few motherfucking inches. w/e. w/e.

Uni sucks, work sucks, assignments suck, we don’t have any tonic so I can’t have gin, I’m tired, etc. etc. etc.